I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm way better in person than I am on things like Twitter. I know Twitter is the best and fastest way to… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We live in an impatient world. Everybody is always looking for the next big Kobe, the next big LeBron, the next big… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I actually quite love following Lisa Rinna on Twitter, because she tweets like I tweet, which is like, 'Just dropped off the… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
14 ways Traditional Marketing fails where Social Media thrives What traditional marketing failed to achieve in the past is being organically achieved… — Hania Whitfield Copy Share Image
After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Followers means: Fans/Admirer/Kidnaper/Stalker/Killer ..so choose wisely if you want to end up nicely. — Migzylou Copy Share Image
If you really care about Facebook likes, don't just post your stuff to Twitter and then rely on it being republished automatically… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
It seems unfair that anyone can set up on Twitter using my name, or the name of any famous person, without any… — Shirley Eaton Copy Share Image
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
Twitter can be incredibly valuable as an open communications mechanism, but if you close too many things down too quickly, if you… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
One day you are gonna retweet & star me like I retweet & star you, and just like you, I won't care. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like the way you can circumvent the media gatekeepers and go right to the people. That's my favorite thing about Twitter. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
