“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
