“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“No longer trusting someone is even more saddening if you still love them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
