Employment Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison —…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana