“Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Being a bad employer is more of an achievement than being a great employee.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders.… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
