“In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main differences between a slave and an employee is that the employee sold themselves.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
