Award Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“these children of praise have now entered the workforce, and sure enough, many can’t function without getting a sticker for their every move. Instead…

— Carol S. Dweck

How happy you will be when you get a job at Wendy's and are honored with employee of the month.

— Bare Naked Ladies

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

— Demetri Martin

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

— Jim Ross

“I was so not trying to talk to him. But now, we very much needed to discuss his back scrubbing needs and how I,…

— Anonymous

“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it merely to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana