Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Flowers Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET… — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long........... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Bad friends Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine,… — Amit Verma Eminem Copy Share Image
Rape,Period,Abuse,Abortion,Pregnancy,Harassment,Breast cancer,Being cheated on ..Females go through a lot. — Amit Verma Breast cancer Copy Share Image
You needed me, I was there, I needed you, and suddenly you were always busy. — Amit Verma Best friend Copy Share Image
Women always say all men want is sex.... That's a lie. We want head too. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
I hate when girls say, You probably say that to every girl B*tch, dont you use the same resume when applying for… — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at dat ass — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
So if Mary gave birth to Jesus....and Jesus is the lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb? — Amit Verma Eminem Copy Share Image
A Baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're homealone, and you… — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
You know its going to be a great story when it starts off with, So this BITCH... — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like oh except me lol ha ha no especially you — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
