Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. — Amit Verma Fart Copy Share Image
You're so annoying you should just wear a shirt that says I'm sorry. — Amit Verma Annoying Copy Share Image
We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs. — Amit Verma Actually Copy Share Image
A Baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're homealone, and you… — Amit Verma Baby Copy Share Image
So if Mary gave birth to Jesus…and Jesus is the lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb? — Amit Verma Eminem Copy Share Image
No one likes; Mondays. Homework. Fake friends. School. Being ignored. drama. Liars. An empty fridge. Being replaced. Slow Internet. — Amit Verma Facebook status Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber. ~ Albert Einstein . He'd been inspired by porn for sure. — Amit Verma Einstein Copy Share Image
Pregnant women that smoke disgust me. Don't stop for your own health, but at least for the life you are carrying inside… — Amit Verma Disgust Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
I'm the jealous type , you know why ? Because remember , we started out as Just friends too ... — Amit Verma Friends Copy Share Image
You know its going to be a great story when it starts off with, So this BITCH... — Amit Verma Bitch Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ...… — Amit Verma Accident Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine,… — Amit Verma Eminem Copy Share Image
A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his… — Amit Verma Dangerous Copy Share Image
I want a new life (start over) One without a cause (clean slate) So I'm coming home tonight (yeah) Well, no matter… — Amit Verma Afraid Copy Share Image
Women always say all men want is sex… That's a lie. We want head too. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to. — Amit Verma Dating Copy Share Image
Don't ignore me & then complain that I don't make an effort to talk to you — Amit Verma Being ignored Copy Share Image
Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong. — Amit Verma Being fat Copy Share Image
