RIP to all the dead nintendogs who haven't been fed since like 2008 — Amit Verma Dead Copy Share Image
I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone's like oh except me lol ha ha no especially you — Amit Verma Hate Copy Share Image
The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you. :D :D — Amit Verma Boyfriend Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people ask me how I type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day… — Amit Verma Fast Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than… — Amit Verma Awkward Copy Share Image
Meeting someone accidentally then realising what a huge part they play in your life — Amit Verma Accidentally Copy Share Image
I think its funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them. — Amit Verma Bad karma Copy Share Image
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET… — Amit Verma Coaster Copy Share Image
The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at dat ass — Amit Verma Curve Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
No matter how funny you are, If I don't like you, I won't laugh. — Amit Verma Comedy Copy Share Image
Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
My laptop is making weird noises I think its masturbating — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
A lot of shit happens to me, I just don't talk about it. — Amit Verma Being depressed Copy Share Image
I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming. — Amit Verma Blind Copy Share Image
My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first… — Amit Verma First time Copy Share Image
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want and she has been talking nonstop for 3 days... — Amit Verma Failure Copy Share Image
Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick . — Amit Verma Dick Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30. — Amit Verma Being single Copy Share Image
Drake: The type of nigga, to try and find the same hooker in GTA. Because he felt the connection. — Amit Verma Drake Copy Share Image
I hate when girls say, You probably say that to every girl B*tch, dont you use the same resume when applying for… — Amit Verma Girls Copy Share Image
Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope… — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds. — Amit Verma Crush Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Bitches Copy Share Image
Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them... — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
