Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them... — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
You need people like me.you need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and saythat's the bad guy'. — Amit Verma Bad guy Copy Share Image
Meeting someone accidentally then realising what a huge part they play in your life — Amit Verma Life Copy Share Image
We are never getting back together is actually about taylor swift's legs. — Amit Verma Celebrity Copy Share Image
A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix Cube into the vagina and pull it out thirty seconds later. If it is solved, you're pregnant. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
RIP to all the dead nintendogs who haven't been fed since like 2008 — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
No man is worth fighting over! If he was really yours you wouldn't have to fight over him! — Amit Verma Cheesy love Copy Share Image
Knowing your family so well I can tell who's coming up the stairs by the sound of their footsteps — Amit Verma Family Copy Share Image
Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope… — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Jack be nimble , jack be quick .Dramatic pause, girl I know you want this dick . — Amit Verma Humor Copy Share Image
A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his… — Amit Verma Drinking Copy Share Image
As the number of Age goes up , the number of friends goes down. — Amit Verma Friendship Copy Share Image
Your mom is like a mosquito because when I slapped her she stopped sucking. — Amit Verma Funny Copy Share Image
My favorite texts are the ones where you re-read and it still puts a smile on your face like it's the first… — Amit Verma First time Copy Share Image
You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, God must be subscribed to your updates. — Amit Verma Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothing happened — Amit Verma Feelings Copy Share Image
Some People just need a high five . in the face. with a chair , twice from hulk on adrenaline rush. — Amit Verma Adrenaline rush Copy Share Image
What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion. — Amit Verma Celebrity Copy Share Image
