Flush Quotes

Wow the last time I saw something like you, I flushed it

— Amit Verma

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

— Anonymous

He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

— Mona Simpson

“Go stick your head in the toilet and flush twice,”

— Dean Koontz

If shit happens, flush the toilet

— Author Name

I've played with amateurs for a million years, and they just don't hit many flush shots.

— Johnny Miller

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

— Nikhil Saluja

Asparagus is the best at de-bloating, since it helps flush out the bad stuff.

— David Kirsch

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

Typically, when you flush the toilet, you shouldn't hear it gurgling in the shower.

— Bryan Baeumler

In the development business doing something for both women and the environment is the equivalent of holding a royal flush in poker.

— Abhijit Banerjee

For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush.

— Prince Shawn

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the…

— Alexander Ovechkin

Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in…

— Steve Garvey

“Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we…

— Dan Harmon

[The flush toilet is] a wonderful waste disposal device. But I think that it's so good it doesn't smell, we can put…

— Suman Rai

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships…

— Dave Barry

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle?…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Happy Families. What's that all about, eh? A bloody busted flush is what it is. You surround yourself with other people so…

— Mike Carey

It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.

— Uma Thurman

I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.

— Nikhil Saluja

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

— Jessica Hahn

We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.

— Adam Thielen

“My kingdom for a flush toilet.”

— Lisa Tawn Bergren

You're like a turd that won't flush.

— Dennis Hopper

Life's bloomy flush was lost.

— George Crabbe

Sex is not about flush...its about soul

— SINGU

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

— Behdad Sami

Shi*t happens everyday, its up to you if you want to flush it or let it float...

— Falimata

That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising...

— Anonymous

Since I'm treated like shit I might as well flush it and walk the fuck away

— Author Name

Colon cleansing was so magicial whoever thought I needed a royal flush.

— Marlon Cortez Stanfield

I'm constantly drinking a lot of water to flush my kidneys out. That helps my body.

— Fallon Sherrock

“Replaying her words in my head, I could feel my face redden again. I wanted to flush my head down the toilet.”

— Mark Peter Hughes

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto.”

— E.L. James

“Like when the counselor delved into your habits of using a public toilet, such as do you flush with your foot and…

— Charles Frazier

“Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the…

— Quinn Loftis

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down,…

— Anonymous