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“Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it beautiful? Yes, it's beautiful. I unscrew the cap and pour it into the toilet. I flush twice. And then I think, why did I flush twice? The answer, is of course, because…” quote by Augusten Burroughs
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“Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it beautiful? Yes, it's beautiful. I unscrew the cap and pour it into the toilet. I flush twice. And then I think, why did I flush twice? The answer, is of course, because I truly do know myself. I cannot be sure I won't attempt to drink from the toilet, like a dog.”

Augusten Burroughs

About This Quote

A self‑deprecating reflection on addiction, self‑knowledge, and the absurdity of compulsive behavior after rehab.

In simple terms: Humorous yet bleak insight into relapse.

Key Takeaway

Self‑awareness can be a paradoxical trap.

Themes

addiction self‑awareness dark humor relapse irony personal struggle

Mood

cynical reflective melancholic

Type

personal anecdote dark humor

When to use this quote

  • post‑rehab reflection
  • late‑night drinking urge
  • personal journal entry
  • therapy session

Key Concepts

identity habit control denial

Practical Applications

  • writing therapy
  • addiction counseling

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does "knowing oneself" mean in recovery?
  • How can humor help or hinder confronting addiction?
A Different Perspective

The narrator may be over‑identifying with the addiction, obscuring genuine progress.

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