Answers Quotes by Bill Maher

14 Answers quotes by Bill Maher

Maher’s humor cuts straight to the chase, and his comments on answers are no exception. These 14 witty observations provide a brisk, skeptical take on how we tackle the questions of modern life.

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The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach

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Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies…

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Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.

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Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who…

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Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer.…

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The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force.…

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Many people can't deal with unanswered questions, which religion exploits by providing answers, even if they are just made up by someone.…

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I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.…

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I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer... So I…

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New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the…

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When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where…

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If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if…

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I always say people would rather be nice than right. I like to be nice too, but come on. People frequently ask…

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To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't…

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Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.

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You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,…

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The food is out of this world!

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New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the…

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If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

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“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures…

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I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

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I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is…

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“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives…

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So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

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What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a…

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“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.”

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