America Quotes by Bill Maher

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

— Bill Maher

“This is the opposite of the free market.”

— Bill Maher

“Every day in America is a day with a shooting.”

— Bill Maher

“It's not that we don't care--it's just that that we'd prefer not to get involved.”

— Bill Maher

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

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We don't do sensible things. This is America.

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Hollywood isn't your cesspool, America. It's your mirror.

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Don't you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?

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There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our…

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“We're a complacent society, hard to get riled up in the first place, and then when we do, it's misdirected.”

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I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.

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In America, if a Democrat even thinks you're calling him liberal he grabs an orange vest and a rifle and heads into…

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Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They don't bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue…

— Bill Maher

Tiger Woods apologized to the three women in America he never got around to sleeping with.

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Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America, except he…

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Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical…

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This is a powerful message from our government: we will not be intimidated by bombs; we will not be intimidated by poison;…

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“Too many in America lead with their emotions when it comes to the flag, becoming illogically protective.Hell, the British treat their national…

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All across the Middle East in the streets, people are demanding democracy. It's amazing. The only way in America you get people…

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Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians…

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It just seems like atheists are not included in the basket of diversity in America, which is odd because we are the…

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“Americans today confuse freedom with not being asked to sacrifice. The fact that you can't have everything you want exactly when you…

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New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find…

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When did the business community in America become so sensitive? ... that we have to treat like some type of rare exotic…

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I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for…

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“New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the…

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“New Rule: America has every right ot bitch about gas prices suddenly shooting up. How could we have known? Oh, wait, there…

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What's going to be hard for the United States is that our policy for a long time has been a two-state solution;…

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“After September 11th, I never much liked the trend of everyone and his brother wearing the hats and jackets of the NYPD…

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When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has…

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Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments…

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Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he…

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“Forget bringing the troops home from Iraq. We need to get the troops home from World War II. Can anybody tell me…

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“New Rule: America must stop bragging it's the greatest country on earth, and start acting like it. I know this is uncomfortable…

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“Claiming "the budget can't allow it" reminds me of when you walk into a restaurant at a civilized hour like ten o'clock…

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“New Rule: Conservatives have to stop rolling their eyes every time they hear the word "France." Like just calling something French is…

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“Do not fuck with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns.”

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You know, the only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood.

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I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller…

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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book…

— Bill Maher