Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for --… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It will take America fifteen years of steady taking care of our own business and letting everybody else's alone, to get us… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
