You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I've got to prowl slow some time through this country. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
