Funny age Quote by Will Rogers Download Open image “You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.” — Will Rogers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny age Funny aging Getting old Inspirational Knows Leaks Love Old age
But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less. — Joseph Bologna Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“I really must make a point of asking my geriatrician next time if there’s anything that can be done about the leaky part or… — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You never realize what you've got until it's gone Toilet paper is a good example — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
There's little to see, but things leave an impression. It's a matter of time and repetition. As something old wears thin or out, something… — Wright Morris Copy Share Image
It's not easy getting old, you know. Things become a lot less clear. — Jonathan Evison Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned. — Gerald Brenan Copy Share Image
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to themselves that… — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith Copy Share Image
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
