Age Quote by George Burns

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

— Johnny Carson

You're a gift to the world. How's that for a reverse birthday wish?

— Anonymous

I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.

— Jackie Gleason

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'

— Vicky Hartzler

I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible.

— Courtney Robertson

You don't need to be a royal fetus for me to be excited about your birthday.

— Anonymous

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

— Bruce Springsteen

I had gotten pregnant and decided make this - what people might have thought as a wrong - of course, my greatest gifts in…

— Paula White

All I want for my birthday is another birthday.

— Ian Dury

I sealed my Birthday wishes for you in an envelope full of love and respect so that it reaches you and goes straight to…

— Anonymous

“Don't expect gifts on your birthday, because when you were born you already received the greatest gift, existence!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Today's the day you can ask me for anything you want? That fancy new dress, those dashing heels, that jazzy phone or those tickets…

— Anonymous