Funny age Quotes

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

— Bob Thaves

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

— C. E. M. Joad

Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned.

— Gerald Brenan

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear;…

— Anonymous

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

— Woody Allen

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

— John Wagner

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

— Will Rogers

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

— George Burns

Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to…

— Frank Lloyd Wright

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

— H. H. Asquith

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us.…

— Ann Landers

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

— Hy Gardner

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear.

— Paul H. Dunn