My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. — Bob Thaves Funny Copy Share Image
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest. — Bob Thaves Creative Copy Share Image
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. — Bob Thaves Cupcakes Copy Share Image
I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it. — Bob Thaves Government Copy Share Image
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small. — Bob Thaves Evil Copy Share Image
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to. — Bob Thaves Brain Copy Share Image
“Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels." From:… — Bob Thaves Fred astaire Copy Share Image
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. — Bob Thaves Irs Copy Share Image
Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes — Bob Thaves Food Copy Share Image
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged. — Bob Thaves Congress Copy Share Image
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows! — Bob Thaves Desperation Copy Share Image
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it. — Bob Thaves Believe Copy Share Image
