Cupcakes Quote by Bob Thaves

Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes

— Bob Thaves

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

— Bubbly

Inside every fat person is a thin person struggling to get out. Sometimes as many as two or three.

— Rock Cowles

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

— George Orwell

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

— Anthony Horowitz

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

— Jo Brand

Once in a while, I treat myself to a cheesecake or carrot cake.

— Hugh Masekela

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

— Phyllis Diller

Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.

— Dana Gould

“New Rule: Stop lying to me about your pancake mix. The back of the box says 1 1/2 cups makes ten to twelve pancakes.…

— Bill Maher

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

— Robbie Williams

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

— A. A. Milne