I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Club Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Computers Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one… — Rock Cowles Bans Copy Share Image
Money may talk, but Debt screams like a horde of syphilitic banshees! — Rock Cowles Debt Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then… — Rock Cowles Appearances Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
I am grateful for the friends in my life and the life in my friends. — Rock Cowles Being grateful Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was… — Rock Cowles Joy Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Beauty Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it,… — Rock Cowles Greed Copy Share Image
There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I'd like to see atheism represented not only as an intelligent choice, but common sense. It shouldn't take years of study to… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Is it just my imagination or are there a lot of Psychotic people in here? — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
An atheist is merely someone who doesn't believe in god/s. Atheism matters to me because I see what religion does to people,… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Just because we are intelligent doesn't mean we have to act like it! — Rock Cowles Funny Copy Share Image
If there is no God wouldn't you want to know? If you wore a big heavy parachute 24/7 for years in case… — Rock Cowles Agnostic Copy Share Image
Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Christianity is like over planning an expensive, elaborate, invitation only, surprise party for a friend of a friend of a friend who… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
I appreciate nature and I do think we are all connected. What we do to each other and our planet affects us… — Rock Cowles Appreciate nature Copy Share Image