The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Awareness Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Accountability Copy Share Image
Im not perfect. I put my pants on three legs at a time just like any other guy. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. Not that I have much left to prove. — Rock Cowles Adventure Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Computer Copy Share Image
Getting proper change back at McDonalds: It's not rocket science, but it might as well be. — Rock Cowles Change Copy Share Image
I prefer open minds over like minds. Its part of that whole think for yourself thingy that I try to subscribe to. — Rock Cowles Conformity Copy Share Image
When a friend dies, they take a part of you with them and leave a little of themselves behind. — Rock Cowles Death Copy Share Image
Tell me, what would life be like if we all just tried to be the best thing that ever happened to each… — Rock Cowles Amazing life Copy Share Image
I unintentionally slaughter sacred cows in public venues and speak my mind even when I have lost it. I often open my… — Rock Cowles Censorship Copy Share Image
God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then… — Rock Cowles Atheist Copy Share Image
Being happy with your obesity is about as intelligent as being happy with your seat on the railroad tracks. It might work… — Rock Cowles Complacency Copy Share Image
Facebook: more verbicidal maniacs than you can shake a faggot at. — Rock Cowles Faggot Copy Share Image
Money may talk, but Debt screams like a horde of syphilitic banshees! — Rock Cowles Debt Copy Share Image
It is not circumstances, but attitude that dictates the quality of ones life. — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular… — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
You don't love people because of who they are or what might happen if you dont. You love them because of who… — Rock Cowles Caring Copy Share Image
I don't tolerate stupidity well although I am more than capable of it myself. Wait, what? — Rock Cowles Capable Copy Share Image
It's all about the ride. If I can enjoy myself, bring some degree of happiness to others, and leave things a little… — Rock Cowles Attitude Copy Share Image
How can I tell if someone is pretty on the inside without looking in all of her orifices? — Rock Cowles Beauty Copy Share Image
Moderate is eunuch for wishy washy. True moderates don't have opinions and shouldn't be taking polls. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
Sin is an archery term meaning to miss the mark. If we are born sinners, and God created us that way, didn't… — Rock Cowles Atheism Copy Share Image
Friends don't let friends be Packers Fans... EVER! (I don't care how much paint your mother huffed during her pregnancy!) — Rock Cowles Football Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Belonged Copy Share Image
Government Education is an oxymoron. It is indoctrination. Lay still, little sheep, or The Wolf will get you. — Rock Cowles Big brother Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
My Indian name was Runs with Scissors, but eventually the tribe elders changed it to Waves at Dogs. — Rock Cowles Aging Copy Share Image
Thou Shalt Not Forcibly Invade Thy Neighbors Rectal Cavities With Thine Superstitious Nonsense, Lest They In Turn Invade Thine Own Chambers. -… — Rock Cowles Christianity Copy Share Image
The concept of throwing away votes is a lie. It only becomes true if you get enough people to believe it and… — Rock Cowles Elections Copy Share Image
If hindsight is 20/20 why do we keep making the same mistakes and expecting different results? — Rock Cowles Hindsight Copy Share Image
We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't… — Rock Cowles Acceptance Copy Share Image
The best smiles come easily and often and don't include drool unless there is a tail wagging behind them. — Rock Cowles Animal Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles Humor Copy Share Image
