Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Been there, done that, got the scars to prove it. Not that I have much left to prove. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Do you know how many great writers, musicians, artists, scientists, inventors, theologians, and statesmen have died poor? All of them! You can't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If you have lived your life in such a way that no one has ever found you obnoxious then you have my… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Mensa taught me that intelligence is a gift, not a promise. Its a tool, like natural athleticism, that can waste away or… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Someone once busted on me on facebook for liking one of my own posts. Why the hell would I have posted it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
It's all about the ride. If I can enjoy myself, bring some degree of happiness to others, and leave things a little… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
It is not circumstances, but attitude that dictates the quality of ones life. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Tell me, what would life be like if we all just tried to be the best thing that ever happened to each… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
When we were young and foolish people said we had a death wish. If we live to be old and tired, we… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You get your cards, place your bets, and play the best game you can. The House always wins. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
For some men honor is more than a word, more than a way of life, it is more important than life. The… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
There are two things in life more important than a good education; Health and Integrity, neither of which can easily be replaced. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
