Christianity is like over planning an expensive, elaborate, invitation only, surprise party for a friend of a friend of a friend who doesn't exist. - Rock Cowles — Rock Cowles Copy Share
Religion: A friend of a friend's brother's ex-girlfriend's dad's former classmate's boss's mother-in-law's co-worker's milkman's pen pal's, medicine man's babysitter's dog said...… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The best smiles come easily and often and don't include drool unless there is a tail wagging behind them. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
When a friend dies, they take a part of you with them and leave a little of themselves behind. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Friends don't let friends be Packers Fans... EVER! (I don't care how much paint your mother huffed during her pregnancy!) — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
You'll make more friends with a blunt rock than with a kind word. Or not. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
