I've been a Mensan over twenty years, yet I don't, as a rule, go through my day thinking I am smarter than… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Mensa taught me that intelligence is a gift, not a promise. Its a tool, like natural athleticism, that can waste away or… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Being happy with your obesity is about as intelligent as being happy with your seat on the railroad tracks. It might work… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Mensans (Smart. Real smart): We're so smart we pay other smart people money to give us little cards that let everyone else… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
