Why is it easier for some people to believe their ancestors were a clump of mud and a cannibalized body part, than… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Christianity is like over planning an expensive, elaborate, invitation only, surprise party for a friend of a friend of a friend who… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Its not my job to shove enlightenment up people's asses, but some days I get stuck volunteering to do it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Religion: A friend of a friend's brother's ex-girlfriend's dad's former classmate's boss's mother-in-law's co-worker's milkman's pen pal's, medicine man's babysitter's dog said...… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Sin is an archery term meaning to miss the mark. If we are born sinners, and God created us that way, didn't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I appreciate nature and I do think we are all connected. What we do to each other and our planet affects us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Religion is a universal security blanket for a lot of people, especially children. It gives them a sense of security, albeit, I… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I don't believe is a statement for me, not a stand. Ignosticism reminds me how much I don't know. It doesn't mean… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
An atheist is merely someone who doesn't believe in god/s. Atheism matters to me because I see what religion does to people,… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Thou Shalt Not Forcibly Invade Thy Neighbors Rectal Cavities With Thine Superstitious Nonsense, Lest They In Turn Invade Thine Own Chambers. -… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
We cease to exist every time we go to sleep. That break in awareness includes self-awareness. If you aren't there, you won't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If I ever meet C.S. Lewis in person I will either apologize to him or punch him in the head, depending on… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Religion is indeed the opiate of the masses. Except for Islam, its more like Crystal Meth. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
