Atheist Quote by Rock Cowles

“God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Rock: Never mind.” quote by Rock Cowles — Download Open image

“God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Rock: Never mind.”

Rock Cowles

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