Atheist Quotes by George Carlin

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

— George Carlin

Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.

— George Carlin

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything…

— George Carlin

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

— George Carlin

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

— George Carlin

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.

— George Carlin

There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

— George Carlin

I also survived circumcision, a barbaric practice designed to remind you as early as possible that your genitals are not your own.

— George Carlin

When in comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated…

— George Carlin

I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to…

— George Carlin

I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have…

— George Carlin

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci,…

— George Carlin