Atheist Quote by George Carlin

Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

— Dwight Schrute

Circumcision , that's all I've ever talked about.

— Jacques Derrida

Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

— Mark Hoppus

“As a pregnant urologist,… I was often asked by hospital workers and physicians if I was going to circumcise the baby. I always answered…

— Adrienne Carmack

“Our revulsion towards cutting the genitals of girls should give us pause, however, for the themes the Western world abhors – removing part of…

— David L. Gollaher

I came out after safe sex was invented and I always practiced safe sex. Except for when I lost my virginity.

— Dale Peck

There always was girls on my penile, and I fell victim to the Vaginal.

— Big Sean

Circumcision is where sex and violence meet for the first time.

— Jeannine Parvati Baker

I was sixteen and equipped with the appropriate genitalia, so I cleared that hurdle nicely.

— David Levithan

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

— Kinky Friedman

You know what circumcision is, Private?

— Bernard Cornwell

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.

— Jim Gaffigan