There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I'd like to see atheism represented not only as an intelligent choice, but common sense. It shouldn't take years of study to… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
One of the great things about having your own invisible god is you can make him/her/it as big and grand as your… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
God: Hey, Rock! It's me, God! Rock: God? How do I know you're really God? God: I could tell you, but then… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Sin is an archery term meaning to miss the mark. If we are born sinners, and God created us that way, didn't… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
