Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friend said he didn't have time for Twitter like me, he has a job I replied shut the fuck up &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love: starts with a friendship, moves to a kiss, leads to between the legs, then finishes on her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friend just told me indirectly that I wasn't human. He was like all humans make mistakes :( — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Keep her laughing. Keep her smiling. Make your woman glow so her friends notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
True friends tell you not to jump off a bridge, Best friends will look at you and yell DO A BACK FLIP… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friend just came out as being gay to me today. I was so shocked I nearly choked on his cock. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert.... except you're deaf. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My friends call me DiCaprio because my farts sound like that sound in the Inception trailer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Best reply for denying a proposal : I like you my friend but love is something tat gives pain and I cant… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A best friend is there when you have nothing & more importantly when you feel like nothing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with me, then talk to me about it.. Not to your 10 friends who can't do anything… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
