Marriage Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women.

— Nikhil Saluja

If Marriages are made in Heaven, then Sex is to be had on Earth !

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, PERFECT, is, in a man's second marriage, her first mate

— Nikhil Saluja

Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea.

— Nikhil Saluja

A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm husband material (Getting fatter, balding, emotionally distant, intermittently angry for no reason

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HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

— Nikhil Saluja

If she gags when brushing her teeth, she isn't wife material.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets?

— Nikhil Saluja

KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty

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COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with…

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LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license

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MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

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WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away;

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love.........after marriage it is self-defense.

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Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt.

— Nikhil Saluja

The past tense of 'Sex' is 'Marriage.'

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

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When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one…

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Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here.

— Nikhil Saluja

This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not;

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MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

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WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes…

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