Marriage Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot

— Nikhil Saluja

Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

— Nikhil Saluja

WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart

— Nikhil Saluja

My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn;

— Nikhil Saluja

The first thing I do when I receive wedding invitations in the mail is read them for typos.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A spouse who always feels she doesn't dance enough;

— Nikhil Saluja

MOVIE STAR, a Hollywood resident who cannot live in the institution of marriage -- but doesn't mind frequent visits

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, What makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last;

— Nikhil Saluja

Just had some great sex! My wife kept screaming for me to stop, but I couldn't hear her over her sister's moaning.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has to grow old alone;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

— Nikhil Saluja

As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.

— Nikhil Saluja

Both my girlfriend AND wife are out of town this week! Time to go find some lucky lady to nibble on my…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern .

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion.

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife said Honey , go get a dozen condoms, I'm horny .... I said Great Darlin, I'll be right back .....…

— Nikhil Saluja

I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza.

— Nikhil Saluja