I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not everyone is going to like you and you are not going to like everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish my real life friends were more like my followers. Especially the part where they mention me and I ignore them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is similar to Boxing game.. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down; It is declared when you refuse to Get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've realized something today. No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All women are witches, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will probably spare you from black… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some day I'm going to achieve greatness in life and be able to fill my oil tank all the way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
