Love Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

You are the love of my twitter

— Nikhil Saluja

Easy is to say we love, Difficult is to show it every day

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I theoretically love you all.

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It takes nipples to be a Boob.

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On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection.

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She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage;

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If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it?

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Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time…

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MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love.........after marriage it is self-defense.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't be afraid to love, not everyone will hurt you.

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MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

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Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &…

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True love is just like rain; it touches us all.

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This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.

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My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT

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MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

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While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely.

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MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot

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True love is a wonder that has no end or beginning.

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MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

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Love me or Hate me, either way you are thinking about me. I win, you lose, suck it!

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja