Love Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry.

— Nikhil Saluja

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love hurts...especially when you're gay and you've fallen in love with a black man.

— Nikhil Saluja

No, leave that bra on. 'Cause I'm gonna fuck your tits right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right…

— Nikhil Saluja

I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is

— Nikhil Saluja

It's terrible to lose someone we love, but it's even worse to lose ourselves while loving them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Wait for the one you love. Not the one who found you first.

— Nikhil Saluja

Text her goodnight. That other dude that's in love with her probably already texted her. You gotta outshine him.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

— Nikhil Saluja

It is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

— Nikhil Saluja

As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

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A guy tells you he loves you. The man shows you he does.

— Nikhil Saluja

Best reply for denying a proposal : I like you my friend but love is something tat gives pain and I cant…

— Nikhil Saluja

I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

— Nikhil Saluja

Honestly, I love it when I catch you staring.

— Nikhil Saluja

Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

— Nikhil Saluja

You know you've found true love when you catch yourself falling in love with the same person over and over again.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;

— Nikhil Saluja

True love is surviving the fall down the stairs when you tell me that you're pregnant.

— Nikhil Saluja

I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you…

— Nikhil Saluja