Jokes Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

In case of emergency , Break Dance!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother.

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A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.

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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

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Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection.

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When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding…

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I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.

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I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.

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Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation.

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I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from!

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I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

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Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

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If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it?

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I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that!

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A girl lets you watch porn. The woman helps you make up.

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There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

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Whiskey & Vagina go hand in hand.

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The best thing about kids is making them.

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My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.

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Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander.

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Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch.

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Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there.

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I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.

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I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.

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