Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
I was 3 years old, and we had a very rich neighbor in Berlin who drove a Mercedes sports car. I remember standing behind… — Luigi Colani Copy Share Image
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
That was my first introduction to BMWs in 1978, when my friend bought it for me as a surprise with my money. And ever… — Dan Hill Copy Share Image
I don't think Mercedes-Benz says anything about me, really. I was in a situation where I was able to get a really nice car,… — Lauren Lee Smith Copy Share Image
When I was growing up in the projects in Philadelphia in the 1970s and 80s, Cadillac was the car to have. But I always… — Dawn Staley Copy Share Image
Short stories, for me, it's like you step inside this brand new car and you drive it and you drive it into a tree… — Kevin Wilson Copy Share Image
You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you. — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share
In the beginning I looked around and, not finding the automobile of my dreams, decided to build it myself. — Ferdinand Porsche Copy Share Image
An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble! — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
