If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Your face is fine, but puh-leeeze could you put a bag over your personality? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ok we are going to keep it quiet; don't let nobody know we are in love !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To you cock-blockers, fakes, haters, posers, liars, cheaters, shit-talkers, why dont you do something worthwhile with your pathetic life and leave me… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love carrying feelings, it brings out the best in my writings !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay, Seriously. Facebook isn't your psychologist. If your crying go get a tissue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your talking shit about someone and they're right by you.. woops! — Nikki Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A nice thick ting like you girl and you don't have a Man? What is wrong with you? Like your legs can't… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
