I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth — Dominique Young Unique Copy Share Image
100% of the people that talk shit about your life, have shittier lives than you!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it in your small… — Bad Nova Morvado Copy Share Image
You only talk behind someone back when you know what your telling peoples is a lies. If it the truth then say… — Ngan Hoai Tran Vo Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had Anal sex with this 26 years old girl, next day she call me up and tell me that I have… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Had a virtual friend once. But all he did was tweeting all day. Also, his name was Virtual Friend. Man, what was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard your stories, but they didnt feel what you were going… — Nate Copy Share Image
Life is filled with people that are going to talk about you. It doesnt matter if you are the most wealthiest, beautiful,… — Alysia Johnson Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you… — Nia Ottun Copy Share Image
