Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Granny looking better than some of them young ting! It look like she have some style to? — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it in your small… — Bad Nova Morvado Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You only talk behind someone back when you know what your telling peoples is a lies. If it the truth then say… — Ngan Hoai Tran Vo Copy Share Image
Tell them all I know now, shout it from the roof top write it on the sky line all we had is… — Amanda Copy Share Image
Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So meh mom wont let me go outside today because I deleted the messages off of her phone between me and my… — Patience Copy Share Image
If you have diarrhea of the mouth, you're going to have to clean that shit up yourself. Thank you for making me… — Josh Q Copy Share Image
People Need To Learn How To Look At Them Selves Before They Can Say Anything Else About Other People…Because You Might Be… — Rosanna-Symone (Spoken Words Copy Share Image
No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard your stories, but they didnt feel what you were going… — Nate Copy Share Image
Call her a bitch, call her a whore. If you don't like her, there's a door. Call her anorexic, call her fat.… — Delaney Ridnour Copy Share Image
Folks spend way to much time, tapped into the lives of others, pointing out so called fakes, flaws, imperfections, etc... Do you… — Lady Jah Copy Share Image
Life is filled with people that are going to talk about you. It doesnt matter if you are the most wealthiest, beautiful,… — Alysia Johnson Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
