Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Urologists don't know shit.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
If you prefer talking shit about people,then go work in the toilet management. — Luckyflows Copy Share Image
“Inter faeces et urinam nascimur. (We are born between shit and piss.)” — St. Augustine of Hippo Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
