Shit happens Quote by Christ Download Open image “When you take a shitt in the toilet and look at it and goes shitt happens” — Christ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Shit happens
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
When someone tells you something and your whole world turns to shit. — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Shit happens, doesnt it? It sucks; it stinks; it makes you sick to your stomach. Sometimes its so bad, shits seems to run through… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be… — Marianna Copy Share Image
I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves. — Christ Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't get so busy adding up your troubles, that you forget to count your blessings. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
You must take the bad before you get the good. You must endure failure before you experience success, and you must lose before you… — Brittany Copy Share Image
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab at me,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
