Toilet seat Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

— John Witherspoon

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous

When you take a shitt in the toilet and look at it and goes shitt happens

— Christ

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred…

— Massmurder

There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

— Anonymous

It's easy to be a toilet in a world full of shit

— Deri Isaac

The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be…

— Marianna

That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can't unbutton your pants.

— Anonymous

Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

— Ana

Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!

— Kris Jenner