Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

— John Witherspoon

Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

— Ana

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

— Joel Madden

Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!

— Ash Sweeney

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me.

— Nikhil Saluja

That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper...

— Epifania Savea

The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.

— Nikhil Saluja

That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then when you…

— Anonymous

“Once you get over the simple unpleasantness of it - I suspect most people would gag, the first time - it is easier to…

— Iain Banks

That moment when you just put a new toilet paper then it jumps right in the toilet bowl..

— Joanne Lobedica

Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human…

— Charles Bukowski