The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper. — Rudy Boesch Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If a man changes a toilet paper roll & no one is around to see it, did it really happen? #Mancode question… — Rachel Thompson Copy Share Image
Is your ass jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth, ha! Get some toilet paper for it bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Giving your parents toilet paper because they say whatever you give them, they won't use. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“No powdery residue. But definitely suspicious. Smell." He slides a makeup catalog from beneath a microscope made out of a plate, a… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
“I made a stop, ducking into the supermarket to pick up milk, Diet Pepsi, bread, eggs, and toilet paper. I was into… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called 'Toilet Paper Nostrils,' and I… — Flying Lotus Copy Share Image
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“As Melvin Laird, his Defense Secretary, recalled, "Every effort was made to create an economic boom for the 1972 election. The Defense… — James T. Patterson Copy Share Image
“Are you hooked on the surface wipes, like Lysol or Clorox wipes? Save the container. Take a roll of good paper towels… — Kelly Sangree Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
“But in doing so—moving forward, in Greta’s mind—he’s still dealing with the past. It’s always strung out behind us, innit, attached to… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Everleigh, I love you with all my heart. I want to fall asleep with you every night and wake up with you… — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
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“I am a writer who does not enjoy writing. I can find innumerable ways to avoid it. But, to rip off Dorothy… — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
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“What?” I cut him off. “That’s not true—I do take this seriously—” “Bullshit.” He laughs a short, sharp, angry laugh. “All you… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
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