“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are like toilet paper,they help you wipe away your mistakes..their also like trees,you can tell them anything..even though they are not… — Joekidia Sims Copy Share Image
“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
When I was about 7 years old, I built a leprechaun trap out of a cardboard box, a biscuit tin and some… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke… — Kate Cullen Copy Share Image
Never take simple things in life for granted like forgetting to replace a toilet paper — Neo Moate Copy Share Image
“The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as… — Annabel Monaghan Copy Share Image
You talk so much shit, Im not sure whether to give you a breath mint, or some toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I… — Sheryl Crow Copy Share Image
It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper. — Neal Adams Copy Share Image
