“Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet… — THE CLOWN FACTORY Copy Share Image
A rebel. That was me when I was younger. What was a rebel from New Jersey? A rebel was moving to the… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
“Life is wonderful and strange...and it’s also absolutely mundane and tiresome. It’s hilarious and it’s deadening. It’s a big, screwed-up morass of… — Anthony Doerr Copy Share Image
“As Melvin Laird, his Defense Secretary, recalled, "Every effort was made to create an economic boom for the 1972 election. The Defense… — James T. Patterson Copy Share Image
“The sixth grade seemed to please him from the beginning: he went through a brief Egyptian Period that baffled me - he… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
Are people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
We live in such a celebrity-driven culture, but all those people have to go buy toilet paper, and all those people have… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let's start at our base level. We… — Katie Aselton Copy Share Image
I fold the toilet paper In half and use it again because I like to live my life full of risks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm a writer who stacks cat food for a living. It's true: I have a master's degree in creative writing, I've published… — Ali Liebegott Copy Share Image
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share Image
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
“Her brother really was devastatingly handsome in a disheveled, wise-ass sort of way. Females followed him around like he was the Pied… — Jenny Lyn Copy Share Image
If your famous, you may walk on the red carpet,but I walk on toilet paper, because I'm the shit!! — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
“And I'd really appreciate it if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.' — Morfydd Clark Copy Share Image
“All these rich people with their private-jet escape routes to New Zealand—maybe it’s the operational manager in me, but all I can… — Ellen Pao Copy Share Image
“Even if I could write the book I want to write nobody would take it - I know my compatriots only too… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't....up to scratch” — Andrea K. Höst Copy Share Image
“If a man changes a toilet paper roll & no one is around to see it, did it really happen? #Mancode question… — Rachel Thompson Copy Share Image
