Life Quote by Nikhil Saluja

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

— Dane Cook

Life may give you crap, but that's what toilet paper is for.

— Anonymous

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

— Joel Madden

I hate when there's no more toilet paper and I have to bother the person in the next stall to help wipe me.

— Nikhil Saluja

The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one.

— Barbara Pym

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful

— Anonymous

You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...

— Anonymous

“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a…

— Kelly Williams Brown

“At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper,” Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then when you…

— Anonymous

I cleaned many a toilet.

— Shaggy