Money Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Omg its so true! Monkeys are the WORST drivers!

— Nikhil Saluja

Humans are just monkeys with feelings.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt.

— Nikhil Saluja

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

— Nikhil Saluja

When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are rich... when you never need more than what you have.

— Nikhil Saluja

The more money you make, the more problems you can remove.

— Nikhil Saluja

Money over bitches. -People who are getting neither.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man.

— Nikhil Saluja

Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!!

— Nikhil Saluja

One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

— Nikhil Saluja

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

— Nikhil Saluja

If A Girl Is Shopping She Is Trendy If A Boy Is Shopping He Is Wasting Money

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Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up!

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be…

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and…

— Nikhil Saluja

There's always money in the banana stand.

— Nikhil Saluja

Money talks. And it usually says goodbye.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whore House Slogan : More Honey for your Money!

— Nikhil Saluja

A fool and his money ¦can throw a truly great party!

— Nikhil Saluja

I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper.

— Nikhil Saluja

Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither.

— Nikhil Saluja

Money doesn't buy happiness? Um, Scrooge McDuck wasn't bathing in toasters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends.

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In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our money.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich.

— Nikhil Saluja

All the money in the world wouldn't make me happy because all of my poor loser friends would be asking to borrow…

— Nikhil Saluja