Girls Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Girls try. Women succeed.

— Nikhil Saluja

This fart is coming from…inside my half pants.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

I would lick a pizza's pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

Those girls who think every guy wants them… NO.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

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MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line;

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls with no ass probably typed LMAO wayyyy too many times on Facebook.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over

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Smart girls open their mind . Easy girls open their legs . And foolish girls open their heart.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

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MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so;

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MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other…

— Nikhil Saluja

DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to…

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;

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MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet…

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MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

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MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

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MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

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MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

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K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

Too many girls demand attention and not respect.

— Nikhil Saluja

Fat Girls are a dish best served not at all.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

I want to verb your nouns adjectively.

— Nikhil Saluja

A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste;

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MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

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MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

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Girls: to be very honest with you, we guys really don't give a shit about finding your g-spot.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja