Weird Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja

This fart is coming from....inside my half pants.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

— Nikhil Saluja

The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

— Nikhil Saluja

K-Y jelly is the safeword.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer;

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As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SECOND, the triumph of hope over experience

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I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is!

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MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions…

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MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

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When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;

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MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

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These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;

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MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

— Nikhil Saluja

10 out of every 3 people suffer from multiple personality disorder.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet…

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