Weird Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 2

If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;

— Nikhil Saluja

If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The dawn of romance and the commencement of history;

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MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings;

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MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which the husband knows when to remember and a wife knows what to forget;

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If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy;

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A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain;

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There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders

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MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

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MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course;

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MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

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I have a thing for people who unfollow me, it's called hate.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

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MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay…

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MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;

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MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

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MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other…

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MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;

— Nikhil Saluja